2016 (66)Mini Clubman 2.0 Clubman Cooper D Auto 6dr

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because today we're diving into a car that’s as British as a cup of tea on a rainy afternoon.

Now, let's start with the basics. This particular Mini Clubman has clocked up 48,000 miles, which, in Mini terms, means it's just about run in. It's had two previous owners, both of whom, I imagine, were people of impeccable taste. Why? Because this Clubman is finished in a shade of black so sophisticated, it makes a tuxedo look like a pair of old jeans.

But this isn't just any Mini Clubman. Oh no, this one comes with a veritable smorgasbord of extras that would make even the most stoic of car enthusiasts raise an eyebrow. First up, those 18-inch John Cooper Works Grip Spoke alloy wheels. They're not just wheels; they're a statement. A statement that says, "I mean business, but I also like to have a bit of fun."

Step inside, and you're greeted by an interior that’s more luxurious than a gentleman's club in Mayfair. The Anthracite Headlining sets the mood, while the Comfort Access System ensures you can slip in and out with the grace of a ballet dancer. And speaking of grace, the Enhanced Bluetooth with USB Audio means your tunes will sound as crisp as a freshly ironed shirt, thanks to the Harman Kardon Hi-Fi System.

Now, let's talk about the John Cooper Works Aerodynamic Kit and Chili Pack. These aren't just add-ons; they're the automotive equivalent of a perfectly tailored suit. They give the Mini Clubman a presence on the road that commands respect and admiration in equal measure.

And for those who like their driving with a side of tech, the MINI Tech Pack and Media Pack XL have got you covered. The MINI Head-Up Display ensures you keep your eyes on the road, while the Rear View Camera and Park Distance Control make parking in tight spots as easy as pie.

Heated seats for those chilly British mornings, LED Headlights and Daytime Running Lights to cut through the fog, and MINI Driving Modes to suit your every mood. It's all wrapped up in a package that's as charming as a Sunday roast with all the trimmings.